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Over at Heavy Table, James Norton deconstructs the (unfortunate) name of just-opened Longfellow pizza-and-burger spot Zeke's Unchained Animal. After analyzing the name in a word-by-word close reading that would make an English professor proud, Norton reaches this conclusion: "The overall effect of the restaurant's name is as follows: '...how about we go to dinner at The Hillbilly's Dangerous, Potentially Edible, Probably Stressed-Out Animal of Some Sort?'" [Heavy Table]